Hey guys. It’s been a hot minute. But I’ve been busy with stuff. So there’s my lame-ass non-apology apology.
So, when playing the online dating game, one can run into MANY different people. How to keep them all straight? Especially when you take your talking to the next level by moving them over to text. I know some guys would ask me for a picture of me so that would pop up when I called/texted, but I did better with words that would help me remember the guy. So I thought I’d share them with you.
*Note – even though these are pet names, I’ve still changed the first name to protect the (mostly) innocent*
Adam DILF
Andrew Meat Head
Alex Marketing
Aaron Model
Allen NY Lawyer
Andy Firefighter
Adam Seattle
Anthony Cuddles Bouncer
Brad Photographer
Billy Married with 3 Kids
Blake Jersey Boy
Bobby McFunnyFace
Brent Beard No Strings
Clint Utah Baseball
Chris Old School Gangster
Davis 6’5″ Weirdo
Dean Twins
Jared NY Dinosaur
John Paul Tattoo
Joe Frenchie
Jason Sapiosexual
Justin Soup
Kendall Travel and Swear
Kennedy Finland Douchebag
Liam PhD NY
Luke Corporate Wellness
Marc Realtor
Martin Austin
Matt NY Ginger
Michael Firefighter
Mike Jacket
Marty NoFx
Nate Beard
Nathan Nurse
Nick Nuclear Hockey
Nick Oil
Paul Video Games
Patrick Smile Tongue God
Phil Aetna
Rob Realtor Drunkass
Robert Bumble
Ryan ENTP
Ryan NY Boyfriend
Ryan Jersey McHotAbs
Ryan Tacos
Sam Cutie
Skyler Soccer Schizo
Steve Handsome
Simon British
Taylor Doctor
Travis Detroit
Tom Conductor Sad Dick
Tom Doctor
Todd Probably Autism
Tyler NY
Vince Mechanic
William Mambo Taxis
William Counselor
Zack No Kids
So as you can see some were just enough to remember what they did occupationally speaking, and some got pseudonyms based on what they did to me (good or bad).
Any other options for keeping these creeps straight?
Great post 🙂
LikeLike